We interrupt our regularly scheduled end of the world program to bring you breaking news. Since clearly no one is interested in the terrorist threats and other things that are important to our lives and the lives of all Americans, I bring you something that's important to the lives of some of the Dutch.

Beemster a Dutch cheese maker is trying to produce the world's largest cheese. It is said to be approximately 600 kg which translates into over 1,300 pounds. That right there is some big cheese. So big in fact that it requires a forklift to rotate it in order for it to cure correctly. This is the same forklift that broke the cheese last year which was intended to break the record. I've gotta say at least they're persevering and trying again this year. One must ask though, once it's weighed in, will someone cut the cheese and serve it up on crackers or will they just let it hang out somewhere and start to smell? (or were my two questions in fact one in the same)

No one knows, but what we do know is that the state of international cheese is obviously larger than our own cheese, thus leading us to believe that our market for cheese is worse than that of the international sector thus stating that it must be that our economy on cheese is diminishing thus suggesting that George Bush is destroying America. Seriously this cheese proves it, and I'm here to tell you that things look very bad over here, and in Europe it seems...things look very cheesy.